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Post by Silvermoone on Nov 25, 2015 12:37:09 GMT
Dare I ask... what is that? o.O
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Post by Despair Demon on Nov 25, 2015 12:38:41 GMT
Big Brass Balls. For your knockers.
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Post by Orang Belanda on Nov 25, 2015 19:58:34 GMT
I knocked. I came. I couldn't knock anymore. Because you know the balls are empty now.
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Post by Silvermoone on Nov 26, 2015 0:14:32 GMT
I thought they looked a bit smaller >.>
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Post by Despair Demon on Nov 27, 2015 5:45:35 GMT
So... this is kinda fucked... Someone needs to tell BioWare employees to stop snorting that cocaine, it's causing them severe brain damage.
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Post by Eliana Rose on Dec 2, 2015 21:41:37 GMT
I made a simple statement about Midsomer Murders (a British detective show), and Phoenix ran with it, making it into Star Wars related. (I am good at uploading, so just copy/pasted.)
Eliana Rose: I am sitting here watching Midsomer Murders, and I am always amazed when they show the crime scene. The CSI's are dressed in full body coveralls, with hoods, and face masks. 15:47
TheLittlePhoenix: that sounds an awful lot like Kylo Ren 15:48
TheLittlePhoenix: KYLO REN IS A CSI CONFIRMED 15:49
TheLittlePhoenix: THAT IS WHY HE HAS VADER'S MASK 15:49
TheLittlePhoenix: HE IS INVESTIGATING THE COLD CASE OF VADER'S MURDER 15:49
TheLittlePhoenix: OHMYGOD IT ALL MAKES SENSW 15:49
TheLittlePhoenix: *SENSE 15:49
Eliana Rose: lol 15:49
TheLittlePhoenix: sorry >.> 15:49
Eliana Rose: And I love the way Phoenix can take a simple statement and make it Star Wars! lol 15:50
TheLittlePhoenix: that'd be pretty cool though ahaha 15:50
Eliana Rose: You have got it stuck in my head that Kylo Ren is Vader's grandson. 15:50
Gamer072196: lol lol )) lol 15:51
Gamer072196: * lol 15:51
TheLittlePhoenix: "Mr. Ewok, what can you remember of that day? 4 ABY, yes. No, I do not want to do what you did to those stormtroopers. No, we are not investigating those war crimes. Lord Vader, yes." *sigh* "The big guy dressed in black, with a scary voice? No, he was not the devil. No, I do not want to hear about the golden god that came to you then. Ah, now we are getting somewhere. And this Skywalker, he went to see Lord Vader alone?" 15:52
TheLittlePhoenix: *want to hear 15:52
Gamer072196: lol 15:53
Eliana Rose: That is great! big grin You should write more of this stuff (and post it in HotG) 15:53
TheLittlePhoenix: Supreme Leader Snoke is just the chief of police xD 15:54
Gamer072196: lol 15:54
TheLittlePhoenix 15:54
"Ren, what have you found out about that Vader case?"
"Well, we know he was cremated."
"And...?"
"Well, nothing, sir."
TheLittlePhoenix: and then the trilogy is about Luke getting arrested as the prime suspect 15:55
Gamer072196: lol 15:55
Eliana Rose: lol Gamer072196: Oh, Bird, did you keep track of how many limbs Obi-Wan cut off? tongue 15:56
TheLittlePhoenix 15:56
"But he told me to take his mask off!"
"How convenient that Lord Vader isn't with us to confirm this fact, Mr. Skywalker. Any witnesses that might confirm that?"
"No, they all died when the Death Star blew up."
"Which was destroyed by...?"
"Lando Calrissian."
"Who was a friend of yours?"
"... Yes."
"Again, how convenient. No further questions, your honor."
Gamer072196: lol 15:57
TheLittlePhoenix: I did not tongue
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Post by Orang Belanda on Dec 3, 2015 10:20:09 GMT
Watch the video before reading what's inside the tag below. I will now rant about this trailer for a bit. I love how it starts. Absolutely dig it. The first meeting of the secret identities; Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent, bantering about their respective superhero personas. The line about "clones dressed like freaks" from Bruce might be a bit on the nose, but it's awesome. Then Lex shows up. I must say, at first I smiled at his dialogue there; however, upon repeated viewings, I found it a bit too cheesy. Sure, I understand it's an act, and much like the two gentlemen he's talking to, he is putting on somewhat of a mask- but man, turn it down just a little. We get a lot more shots concerning the integral conflict between the two heroes, and those are great. A lot more direct than what we've previously been shown, but they are really well-done. "Stay down! If I wanted it, you'd be dead already." Great line from Supes right there- and totally true. Right, fellow Superman-fans? >.> Anyway. That stuff was all great and well. But... We get into more Lex stuff. Lois Lane saying he's psychotic; his response (which I had to rewind a few times because I couldn't understand a word he said) was something I really quite like- "That is a three syllable-word for any thought too big for little minds." So far so good. But then we hear: "If man won't kill god... the devil will do it!" Aaand Lex Luthor is Victor Frankenstein now? Like, dude, that set-up seems ripped straight from a Frankenstein movie. And the way he acts... such a caricature. What the fuck. I understand it suits his character and personality and whatnot, but dude, tone down the fucking Jim Carrey Riddler, please! Jesus Christ. Then we see Doomsday show up. Well, what I assume is Doomsday, because he looks like the fucking cave troll from Fellowship of the Ring. Seriously. Look. Okay, fine, whatever. A lot of people have been pointing out that Doomsday evolves with each punch he receives or each time he "dies" or whatever- some are even speculating he will become the Justice League movie villain, and this is just his first stage. So that makes him baby Doomsday. I don't like his look all that much. Speaking of; why the fuck did they decide to put him in a trailer FOUR MONTHS before the movie comes out? What the fuck?! The whole trailer is like a mini-version of the movie anyway. Well, not like we didn't know much of the plot already, but come on! And yay, I guess Wonder Woman is the deus ex machina of the film. "She with you?" "I thought she was with you." I get it, a bit of light-hearted dialogue doesn't hurt. But that is just... who wrote that?! And then we get a shot of the Trinity, which is cool, but a little bit silly. Oh well. The whole trailer is all over the place anyway. It starts off with almost a full scene, then it's a lot of shots going really fast, with some of them badly edited to fit the music, and then it slows down for the full reveal/climactic scene of/with Doomsday- which should've been left in the movie. It's not like I hate the fact that Doomsday is even in it; I don't. When there were rumours in the fandom about it, I disliked it at first, but over time I've come to accept it. And I have no doubt the fight against him will be epic, especially with someone like Zack Snyder at the helm. The whole movie probably will be. I'm looking forward to it. Of course I am. Hell, I've probably been the most excited for it out of anyone for the last two years. Man of Steel is, still, my favourite comic book/superhero movie. But this trailer disappointed me. And it was quite underwhelming,even though it started off quite nicely. But I might change my tune later on. These are just my first impressions after watching it a couple times.
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Post by Silvermoone on Dec 3, 2015 11:17:19 GMT
I have to agree - Lex on first sight is a disappointment; I was trying to figure out who he reminded me of, and you hit the nail on the head with Jim Carey, one of my least favourite actors. I like comedy when it's subtle or a parody, but OTT comedy just annoys the hell out of me, and I can see Lex being the weak link in this film - for me at least. I loved the bit of verbal sparring between Clark and Bruce, and the fights look awesome, and yes, that line from Superman was very cool, and very true However, Batman has some very cool moves too, *straightens Batman t-shirt* >.> The Doomsday thing was a bit of a shock - I was like WTF is that? And yep it definitely looks like the troll from LotR. It was obvious that another threat was going to emerge because that would have been the only way to bring Superman and Batman together; but I have to admit, I was kind of hoping for something a bit more threatening. Don't get me wrong - Doomsday is a bad-ass villain from what I understand, but .. I was thinking there would be something that threatened the whole world. I have to admit, I kinda liked the little comments between Batman and Superman about Wonder Woman >.> On the whole, I have to agree that this trailer was a bit of a let-down; they should have just left it at the sneak preview of the trailer, which was awesome.
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Post by Orang Belanda on Dec 3, 2015 11:27:59 GMT
Oh Doomsday could destroy the world in the way Superman could... and even more. But I don't know the whole thing surrounding him feels so '90s, almost. Like you see that building with all the lightning around it- c'mon. Can it be more Frankenstein?!
The tone is a bit off from the previous trailers. Especially that sneak peek, where my reaction was something akin to: "HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME."
EDIT: Oh here's another thing I forgot to mention. Forget the reveal of Doomsday itself; why the fuck are they giving us Batman and Superman TEAMING UP in the trailer? What the hell is up with that?! It completely destroys any conflict between the two heroes in the movie going into it- even though we already knew they were going to team up. But don't put that in the trailer for crying out loud. You make them look like a couple having a domestic dispute.
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Post by Orang Belanda on Dec 7, 2015 20:53:01 GMT
Obi-Wan Kenobi is going after Padmé Amidala, so she turns to Owen Lars for help. Man, shit's gonna go down on Tatooine.
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Post by Despair Demon on Dec 8, 2015 3:05:14 GMT
I thought of a great horror movie idea because all Dutchmen are actually Germans.
"You thought it was just a story, you thought it was just a legend. But you were wrong. Starring Helga Shroomavoodal and Heinrich von Oldenparts in The Nederlander."
"A group of friends find an abandoned windmill and decide to stay the night. But during the night they hear wooden shoes on the ground and half eaten cheeses everywhere. The group must band together to survive or risk being killed by a bicycle belonging to The Nederlander."
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Post by Orang Belanda on Dec 8, 2015 3:06:41 GMT
How I'm honestly curious how one of those movie trailer narrators would pronounce "Nederlander".
Also I'd totally watch that movie.
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Post by Naesaki on Dec 8, 2015 4:02:10 GMT
Just pitch the movie to Michael Bay or M.Night Shyamalan, they'd take it in a second, though you'd either get too many explosions or too many unnecessary plot twists and director cameos.
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Post by Despair Demon on Dec 8, 2015 5:50:57 GMT
How I'm honestly curious how one of those movie trailer narrators would pronounce "Nederlander". Also I'd totally watch that movie. Isn't in it pronounced Knee-derr-lun-derr?
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Post by Moniker on Dec 8, 2015 7:42:50 GMT
No, its pronounced:
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