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The Herald's Rest Nov 3, 2015 7:49:44 GMT Naesaki, Orang Belanda, and 1 more like this

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Post by Despair Demon on Nov 3, 2015 7:49:44 GMT

So basically in Crusader Kings II... my own mother tried to forge a claim to one of my lands... my OWN FUCKING MOTHER!

I'd execute her but being Queen of Ireland and Greece while aiming for conquering the Kingdom of Scotland, England and the puny counties of Wales can be a bit tiring.

Also my Queen has 6 fucking children at 29. If have a feeling she gets back from war and fucks her husband until he starts bleeding from chafing.

"YOU ARE VIOLATING THE CANON!"
"I'm not sticking my dick in the canon."

Warning may induce repeated orgasms.

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The Herald's Rest Nov 3, 2015 15:58:17 GMT Orang Belanda likes this

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Post by Despair Demon on Nov 3, 2015 15:58:17 GMT

Correct that to 9.

And the husband thought that the twins weren't his because she was on a Crusade when she got pregnant and her husband was nowhere near.

Also fuck Catholicism! "We don't believe in birth control!" Fuck you! I've got 4 sons, 3 of which will probably bite me in the ass because of that stupid belief! I will set up an anti-pope and demand them to allow use of birth control!

Then I'll take over Scotland.

Last Edit: Nov 3, 2015 16:03:46 GMT by Despair Demon

"YOU ARE VIOLATING THE CANON!"
"I'm not sticking my dick in the canon."

Warning may induce repeated orgasms.

D&D PC kill count: 014

Orang Belanda Hutt in Human Form The Kaltenzahn Long may she reign. Posts: 1,907	The Herald's Rest Nov 3, 2015 16:14:57 GMT Naesaki likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Orang Belanda on Nov 3, 2015 16:14:57 GMT That woman has the libido of a dying species of ape being pressured by evolution into reproduction or something, damn. ... ...
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Orang Belanda Hutt in Human Form The Kaltenzahn Long may she reign. Posts: 1,907	The Herald's Rest Nov 6, 2015 16:26:17 GMT Silvermoone and Moniker like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Orang Belanda on Nov 6, 2015 16:26:17 GMT International Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer, everyone!
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Moniker Maker's Bosom Gamordan Stormrider Heathen Tea Drinker Creepy Susie is bae Posts: 415	The Herald's Rest Nov 7, 2015 16:44:38 GMT Orang Belanda likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Moniker on Nov 7, 2015 16:44:38 GMT 0:07 - 0:37 My dog Kady when she senses the mail man approaching XD

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The Herald's Rest Nov 11, 2015 11:06:58 GMT

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Post by Despair Demon on Nov 11, 2015 11:06:58 GMT

So I should let you all know that I'll be on a lot less since I'm heading back home and internet is expensive as FAK! there.

And no. You won't be able to find me on Steam unless if I pop on for a reason or another.

When will I be back? When you all stop touching yourselves at night! But seriously hopefully sometime early next year, I'm looking for a place by myself where I can have "cheap and reliable" Australian internet.

But D&D/wD? I'll be around for that. D&D will continue until we have 2 of our players drop out for the Christmas Holidays and we'll resume when everyone can be there for it.

I'll need to give someone some mod powers so they can move, delete threads/posts or ban Gamer. If the need arises.

"YOU ARE VIOLATING THE CANON!"
"I'm not sticking my dick in the canon."

Warning may induce repeated orgasms.

D&D PC kill count: 014

Silvermoone Mistress of Dungeons Hivernal Connoisseur of male buttocks Butcher of Thedas Posts: 1,324	The Herald's Rest Nov 11, 2015 12:14:02 GMT Naesaki likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Silvermoone on Nov 11, 2015 12:14:02 GMT Awwww ...bye Dee :-[ good luck with looking for your new place, hope you manage to find something fairly soon $\o/$
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Orang Belanda Hutt in Human Form The Kaltenzahn Long may she reign. Posts: 1,907	The Herald's Rest Nov 11, 2015 17:29:04 GMT Silvermoone and Naesaki like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Orang Belanda on Nov 11, 2015 17:29:04 GMT Aww nooooo.... who's going to coach me through building up my Non-German Empire in Crusader Kings II now? Also I better stop touching myself at night.
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The Herald's Rest Nov 11, 2015 20:41:03 GMT Silvermoone, Naesaki, and 1 more like this

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Post by Eliana Rose on Nov 11, 2015 20:41:03 GMT

Oh, Dee, I am so unhappy hearing that! I hope you find your own home soon, so we can visit with you again. I am happy we will still have D&DwD at least. Although I am sure Silver agrees with me, we will miss watching Phoenix touch himself at night.

I will miss you and send you lots of good wishes while you are gone.

I am lousy at finding the right gif like Silver, so I will just copy hers!

Silvermoone Mistress of Dungeons Hivernal Connoisseur of male buttocks Butcher of Thedas Posts: 1,324	The Herald's Rest Nov 11, 2015 21:21:40 GMT Orang Belanda and Eliana Rose like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Silvermoone on Nov 11, 2015 21:21:40 GMT Yes >.> I don't think we should allow that... you touch yourself all you want Phoenix
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Orang Belanda Hutt in Human Form The Kaltenzahn Long may she reign. Posts: 1,907	The Herald's Rest Nov 11, 2015 21:25:08 GMT Silvermoone and Eliana Rose like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Orang Belanda on Nov 11, 2015 21:25:08 GMT
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James Maker's Bosom Fereldan Frostback Posts: 11	The Herald's Rest Nov 15, 2015 10:31:13 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by James on Nov 15, 2015 10:31:13 GMT Well, this sucks serious sack....

Orang Belanda Hutt in Human Form The Kaltenzahn Long may she reign. Posts: 1,907	The Herald's Rest Nov 15, 2015 13:36:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Orang Belanda on Nov 15, 2015 13:36:19 GMT What's wrong?
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James Maker's Bosom Fereldan Frostback Posts: 11	The Herald's Rest Nov 16, 2015 18:22:34 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by James on Nov 16, 2015 18:22:34 GMT Dee's internet He can't keep up with One Punch Man now

Silvermoone: Awwww

I'll pop on every day until you're back on WhatsApp. How are you doing? Is hubby well? How's Fergus and PS? I'm off to save the galaxy and hopefully break poor Shep's period of celibacy... *ties Kaidan to the bed*

May 26, 2018 7:06:02 GMT

Eliana Rose: You don't realize how much the phone is a part of your life until you don't have it anymore. Just waiting for LG payment office to open so I can pay for diagnostics. Then off to FedEx to send the phone to them. Supposedly will take around 2 weeks to ... May 26, 2018 13:24:36 GMT

Eliana Rose: fix (hopefully, fingers crossed). Other than that, I am doing well. Hubby was having problems again last night, getting worried. Will keep you up to date. PS and Fergus okay too. *checks Kaidan's straps - "You are good to go!"* *hugs* [-]