Despair Demon: Nervous about tomorrow?
TheLittleBird: Trembling
Despair Demon: Don't worry, I'll be playing as the Byzantine Republic.
Despair Demon: I'll be at the other side of the map.
TheLittleBird: And I'll be playing as the Soon-To-Be-Dead-People >.>
Despair Demon: Soon-To-Be-Bending-The-Knee-People
TheLittleBird: Or that
Despair Demon: I'll only castrate a FEW of your people.
TheLittleBird: oh that's thoughtful ^.^
TheLittleBird: Well
Despair Demon: Everyone needs a court eunich.
TheLittleBird: maybe all my people would rather die than bend the knee >>.
TheLittleBird: oh look I can't type. This is going to be good already.
Despair Demon: Blame Bird
TheLittleBird: I heard about a joke in a Men In Tights-like TV series... some guy asks a eunuch "What do you do for fun around this court?"
TheLittleBird: Answer: "Well we used to have balls"
Despair Demon: Ahahaha
Despair Demon: If you're good I just might blind some of your people.
TheLittleBird: Emphasis on "if"
Despair Demon: No rebellions.
Despair Demon: No ambitions.
Despair Demon: Beyond bending the knee.
TheLittleBird: Every time someone says "bend the knee" I hear Mance Rayder say it out loud in my head
Despair Demon: I picture Stannis.
Despair Demon: And you kissing my boot.
Despair Demon: And Nae kissing the other one.
TheLittleBird: that'd be my second pick... in terms of voice. What I actually picture in my head is this
TheLittleBird: (from A World of Ice And Fire)
Despair Demon: Minus a few dragons.
TheLittleBird: No I always picture the dragons >.>
TheLittleBird: DRAGONS EXIST
Despair Demon: NO THEY DON'T
TheLittleBird: THEY DO
Despair Demon: PROVE IT!
TheLittleBird:
Despair Demon: OH MY GOD!
Despair Demon: IT'S SANDRA BULLOCK'S BABY!
TheLittleBird: SEE I TOLD YOU THEY EXI-... what? o.O
Despair Demon: It looks like Sandra Bullock's child.
TheLittleBird: well that's just racist
Despair Demon: Not my fault she looks like a lizard.
TheLittleBird: >.>
Despair Demon: OH MY GOD
TheLittleBird: RACIST
Despair Demon: SANDRA BULLOCK IS A KIDNAPPER!
TheLittleBird: hahaha
TheLittleBird: Here's a picture of the actual kidnapping
Despair Demon: She wants to feed that child to her actual child.
Despair Demon: Her logic.
Despair Demon: The child looks cooked.
TheLittleBird:
ahahaha